After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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