i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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