it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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