you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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