quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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