Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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