How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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