at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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