remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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