I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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