its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
