I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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