Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
