I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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