I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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