Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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