im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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