I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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