Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
so much tequila, so little girl.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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