maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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