Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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