i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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