I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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