I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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