You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Fuck appropriateness.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
What a dumb baby whore.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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