ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
