Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
