I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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