is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Damn victory sex feels great
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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