We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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