we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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