Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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