I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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