I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
