Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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