i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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