That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
