I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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