Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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