GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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