Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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