How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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