And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
They have beer where we have blood.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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