Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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