I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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