i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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