i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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