My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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