So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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