HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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