marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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